1 00:00:03,403 --> 00:00:04,570 I'm sorry, Dennis. 2 00:00:04,571 --> 00:00:07,940 Lost dog or no lost dog, Tiny's not for us. 3 00:00:07,941 --> 00:00:11,176 - Dear, we just don't have room for a dog that big. 4 00:00:11,177 --> 00:00:14,680 - Well, we just can't throw poor old Tiny out on the street. 5 00:00:14,681 --> 00:00:16,148 - Like a dog. 6 00:00:16,149 --> 00:00:18,217 - I'd take him, Mr. Mitchell, but my pop 7 00:00:18,218 --> 00:00:20,152 hates relatives and dogs. 8 00:00:20,153 --> 00:00:22,354 - Well, I guess we'd better get this overgrown 9 00:00:22,355 --> 00:00:23,989 friend of yours down to the animal shelter 10 00:00:23,990 --> 00:00:25,791 and let them find his real owner. 11 00:00:25,792 --> 00:00:26,825 - It's too late. 12 00:00:26,826 --> 00:00:28,694 The dog pound closes at 5 o'clock. 13 00:00:28,695 --> 00:00:30,629 - I believe he's right, dear. 14 00:00:30,630 --> 00:00:33,098 - Well then I guess Tiny'll just have to sleep in the basement 15 00:00:33,099 --> 00:00:33,866 tonight. 16 00:00:33,867 --> 00:00:34,767 - Oh, boy! 17 00:00:34,768 --> 00:00:35,668 Did you hear that Tiny? 18 00:00:35,669 --> 00:00:36,568 Did you hear that, guys? 19 00:00:36,569 --> 00:00:37,403 - Yeah! 20 00:00:37,404 --> 00:00:39,104 Tiny's gonna sleep downstairs. 21 00:00:39,105 --> 00:00:40,639 - Hold it, hold it. 22 00:00:40,640 --> 00:00:41,740 First thing in the morning, we're 23 00:00:41,741 --> 00:00:43,308 taking tiny to the animal shelter. 24 00:00:43,309 --> 00:00:44,043 I mean it. 25 00:00:44,044 --> 00:00:45,644 Do I make myself clear? 26 00:00:45,645 --> 00:00:46,211 - Sure, Dad. 27 00:00:46,212 --> 00:00:47,179 Come on Tiny. 28 00:00:47,180 --> 00:00:48,113 Come on fellas. 29 00:00:48,114 --> 00:00:51,884 [bark] 30 00:00:51,885 --> 00:00:55,587 - At least our son's improving in his choice of new friends. 31 00:00:55,588 --> 00:00:59,625 Last time he brought home a goat. 32 00:00:59,626 --> 00:01:19,713 {\an8}[music] 33 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:41,433 {\an8}- Oh no. 34 00:01:41,434 --> 00:01:42,935 {\an8}Help! 35 00:01:42,936 --> 00:01:45,404 {\an8}Ah! 36 00:01:45,405 --> 00:01:47,873 {\an8}Stop it. - Tiny! 37 00:01:47,874 --> 00:01:49,375 Tiny! 38 00:01:49,376 --> 00:01:50,843 Hi, Mr. Wilson. 39 00:01:50,844 --> 00:01:51,844 Tiny won't bite you. 40 00:01:51,845 --> 00:01:53,946 He's just being friendly. 41 00:01:53,947 --> 00:01:55,381 - Get this beast off me. 42 00:01:55,382 --> 00:01:58,317 - OK. Come on, Tiny. 43 00:01:58,318 --> 00:02:00,285 - What's all the commotion about? 44 00:02:00,286 --> 00:02:01,920 - Hi, Mrs. Wilson. 45 00:02:01,921 --> 00:02:04,590 We were just introducing Mr. Wilson to a new dog. 46 00:02:04,591 --> 00:02:06,525 - Well, hello there. 47 00:02:06,526 --> 00:02:09,661 My, what a nice dog. 48 00:02:09,662 --> 00:02:10,929 - See, Mr. Wilson? 49 00:02:10,930 --> 00:02:12,765 Tiny just wants to be friendly. 50 00:02:12,766 --> 00:02:15,067 - Maybe he does, but I don't. 51 00:02:15,068 --> 00:02:19,138 - You're a mean man. 52 00:02:19,139 --> 00:02:21,674 - Now don't mind Mr. Wilson, children. 53 00:02:21,675 --> 00:02:23,909 He's just a little afraid of dogs. 54 00:02:23,910 --> 00:02:26,078 - Don't you like dogs, Mr. Wilson? 55 00:02:26,079 --> 00:02:28,847 - Only when they're smaller than I am. 56 00:02:28,848 --> 00:02:31,784 Now children, if you don't mind now. 57 00:02:31,785 --> 00:02:33,218 - Mr. Wilson? - Mm-hmm? 58 00:02:33,219 --> 00:02:35,354 - Poor Tiny there's a dog without an owner. 59 00:02:35,355 --> 00:02:36,422 - What did he do? 60 00:02:36,423 --> 00:02:38,457 Swallow his last one? 61 00:02:38,458 --> 00:02:40,559 - If we don't find him a home by tomorrow morning, 62 00:02:40,560 --> 00:02:42,461 he'll have to go to the dog pound. 63 00:02:42,462 --> 00:02:44,998 - He'd made a swell watch dog, Mr. Wilson. 64 00:02:45,098 --> 00:02:46,765 And he could do other things too, 65 00:02:46,766 --> 00:02:48,400 like bring you your slippers. 66 00:02:48,401 --> 00:02:49,768 - And get your morning paper. 67 00:02:49,769 --> 00:02:52,538 - And bite you when your mean. 68 00:02:52,539 --> 00:02:55,407 - Um, boys, I'm perfectly capable of getting 69 00:02:55,408 --> 00:02:57,910 my own slippers and my own newspapers. 70 00:02:57,911 --> 00:02:59,211 - In your mouth? 71 00:02:59,212 --> 00:03:02,881 - Wagging your tail at the same time? 72 00:03:02,882 --> 00:03:04,249 - All right, all right. 73 00:03:04,250 --> 00:03:04,817 Goodbye. 74 00:03:04,818 --> 00:03:05,851 All four of you. 75 00:03:05,852 --> 00:03:06,953 Out. 76 00:03:07,053 --> 00:03:07,619 - OK. 77 00:03:07,620 --> 00:03:10,489 Come on, Tiny. 78 00:03:10,490 --> 00:03:11,958 Tiny! 79 00:03:12,058 --> 00:03:14,393 - He's got my South American stamp! 80 00:03:14,394 --> 00:03:15,861 - Tiny, give it back! 81 00:03:15,862 --> 00:03:17,196 - Quick, somebody. 82 00:03:17,197 --> 00:03:20,332 Grab that mutt's tongue before he swallows my stamp. 83 00:03:20,333 --> 00:03:21,801 - Tiny, give it to me. 84 00:03:24,804 --> 00:03:25,904 There you are, Mr. Wilson. 85 00:03:25,905 --> 00:03:30,075 All licked and ready to be pasted in your album. 86 00:03:30,076 --> 00:03:33,412 - Now-- now take that mangy beast and depart. 87 00:03:33,413 --> 00:03:36,281 - If you change your mind about keeping Tiny, Mr. Wilson-- 88 00:03:36,282 --> 00:03:39,618 - I'll call a psychiatrist and have my head examined. 89 00:03:39,619 --> 00:03:41,086 Goodbye. 90 00:03:41,087 --> 00:03:42,088 - Come on, Tiny. 91 00:03:45,825 --> 00:03:54,299 [barking] 92 00:03:54,300 --> 00:03:57,603 - Henry, the dog's barking again. 93 00:03:57,604 --> 00:04:01,306 - Alice, I'm well aware that the dog is barking again. 94 00:04:01,307 --> 00:04:02,641 - Don't you think you ought to bring him 95 00:04:02,642 --> 00:04:04,877 upstairs out of the basement? - Why? 96 00:04:04,878 --> 00:04:06,913 You think he'd be happier barking up here? 97 00:04:13,319 --> 00:04:18,391 [barking] - Eloise. 98 00:04:23,897 --> 00:04:24,830 Eloise! 99 00:04:24,831 --> 00:04:28,467 Did you hear that? 100 00:04:28,468 --> 00:04:33,105 - John Wilson, did you wake me up just to listen to a dog bark? 101 00:04:33,106 --> 00:04:35,140 - Well, I can't sleep. 102 00:04:35,141 --> 00:04:38,210 - Oh, fine. 103 00:04:38,211 --> 00:04:39,511 John. 104 00:04:39,512 --> 00:04:43,782 As your wife, I will darn your socks, cook your meals, 105 00:04:43,783 --> 00:04:47,219 caught your colds, but I will not stay awake with you 106 00:04:47,220 --> 00:04:49,188 in the middle of the night listening to a dog bark 107 00:04:49,189 --> 00:04:50,557 just because you can't sleep. 108 00:04:54,828 --> 00:04:57,096 - I'm going to do something about that dog right now. 109 00:04:57,097 --> 00:04:58,564 - Well, what are you planning to do, dear? 110 00:04:58,565 --> 00:05:00,767 Go next door and offer yourself as a human sacrifice? 111 00:05:05,672 --> 00:05:12,511 [phone rings and dog barks] 112 00:05:12,512 --> 00:05:14,580 - Hello? 113 00:05:14,581 --> 00:05:17,182 Oh, hello John. 114 00:05:17,183 --> 00:05:21,153 Yes, I also can hear a dog barking. 115 00:05:21,154 --> 00:05:22,588 My dog? 116 00:05:22,589 --> 00:05:24,423 Well, he's in my basement, but I'd 117 00:05:24,424 --> 00:05:26,091 hardly classify his as my dog. 118 00:05:26,092 --> 00:05:27,961 He's merely an overnight guest. 119 00:05:30,663 --> 00:05:34,166 Well, exactly what you suggest I do with him, John? 120 00:05:34,167 --> 00:05:35,267 - Oh, I don't know. 121 00:05:35,268 --> 00:05:37,603 Why don't you go downstairs and tell him 122 00:05:37,604 --> 00:05:39,406 some shaggy dog stories? 123 00:05:55,689 --> 00:05:57,157 - You lie down here. 124 00:06:01,728 --> 00:06:03,495 - What are you doing, dear? 125 00:06:03,496 --> 00:06:05,898 - You wanted him upstairs, so he's upstairs. 126 00:06:05,899 --> 00:06:07,434 And you stay there and be quiet. 127 00:06:10,737 --> 00:06:13,639 Now to get some sleep. 128 00:06:13,640 --> 00:06:15,608 [bark] 129 00:06:28,488 --> 00:06:30,923 - He's not accustom to sleeping alone, dear. 130 00:06:30,924 --> 00:06:31,925 - Well, I am. 131 00:06:38,898 --> 00:06:40,333 [bark] 132 00:06:47,273 --> 00:06:49,108 - Well honey, you can't blame the dog 133 00:06:49,109 --> 00:06:52,311 for wanting to sleep on his master's bed. 134 00:06:52,312 --> 00:06:55,314 - I'm glad you find this amusing, Alice. 135 00:06:55,315 --> 00:06:57,150 - I'm sorry dear, but it is funny. 136 00:07:00,420 --> 00:07:01,855 [bark] 137 00:07:15,835 --> 00:07:17,303 - Do you mind? 138 00:07:28,314 --> 00:07:30,249 - Where are you going, dear? 139 00:07:30,250 --> 00:07:32,452 - I'm going down to the sofa and get some sleep. 140 00:07:43,596 --> 00:07:45,065 - I hope you're comfortable. 141 00:07:49,069 --> 00:07:50,537 Good night, Tiny. 142 00:08:00,714 --> 00:08:02,682 [barking] 143 00:08:08,154 --> 00:08:09,422 - Give me that paper, you thief. 144 00:08:13,593 --> 00:08:19,431 [growling] 145 00:08:19,432 --> 00:08:21,700 - Eat your breakfast, dear. 146 00:08:21,701 --> 00:08:28,040 [barking] 147 00:08:28,041 --> 00:08:30,042 - Oh my goodness! 148 00:08:30,043 --> 00:08:34,880 [growling] 149 00:08:34,881 --> 00:08:37,316 - Eloise! 150 00:08:37,317 --> 00:08:38,283 All-- all right. 151 00:08:38,284 --> 00:08:39,284 You can keep the paper. 152 00:08:39,285 --> 00:08:41,320 Just give me the sports section? 153 00:08:41,321 --> 00:08:46,893 [barking] Eloise! Eloise! 154 00:08:55,201 --> 00:08:57,503 - Eloise, just look at this paper. 155 00:08:57,504 --> 00:08:59,471 - Oh, he'll improve, dear. 156 00:08:59,472 --> 00:09:00,639 After all, it's the first morning 157 00:09:00,640 --> 00:09:02,574 the dog's delivered the paper. 158 00:09:02,575 --> 00:09:05,444 - Oh, very funny. 159 00:09:05,445 --> 00:09:08,147 Henry hadn't promised to get rid of that bloodthirsty creature 160 00:09:08,148 --> 00:09:15,554 this morning, I'd-- Eloise, in the personal column. 161 00:09:15,555 --> 00:09:19,692 Lost, large, shaggy dog, answers to the name of Clyde. 162 00:09:19,693 --> 00:09:23,796 $100 reward for information and recovery. 163 00:09:23,797 --> 00:09:27,800 Eloise, Tiny must be this dog Clyde. 164 00:09:27,801 --> 00:09:29,635 And that's my little surprise folks. 165 00:09:29,636 --> 00:09:32,905 I just decided that I really need a dog. 166 00:09:32,906 --> 00:09:33,605 - Oh boy! 167 00:09:33,606 --> 00:09:34,640 Did you hear that, Tiny? 168 00:09:34,641 --> 00:09:37,142 Mr. Wilson's wants you after all! 169 00:09:37,143 --> 00:09:38,277 - I don't get it, John. 170 00:09:38,278 --> 00:09:39,611 Just a few minutes ago, you-- 171 00:09:39,612 --> 00:09:41,380 - I know, Henry. 172 00:09:41,381 --> 00:09:43,315 I must confess that I haven't been 173 00:09:43,316 --> 00:09:45,050 too friendly to the dog, but-- 174 00:09:45,051 --> 00:09:48,053 - You mean Tiny would never have to go to the dog pound? 175 00:09:48,054 --> 00:09:49,888 - Dennis, I give you my word. 176 00:09:49,889 --> 00:09:53,659 That dog will never be taken to the pound by me. 177 00:09:53,660 --> 00:09:56,261 - Well John, supposing his real owner's looking for him. 178 00:09:56,262 --> 00:09:59,365 - Oh, well, then I'd advertise in the newspapers of course, 179 00:09:59,366 --> 00:10:02,601 just in case. 180 00:10:02,602 --> 00:10:04,471 - OK, he's all yours. Ride him in good health. 181 00:10:09,609 --> 00:10:12,144 - Yes, Mrs. Morton, we'll be expected you. 182 00:10:12,145 --> 00:10:13,445 Goodbye. 183 00:10:13,446 --> 00:10:16,281 Eloise, she just lives three blocks from here. 184 00:10:16,282 --> 00:10:17,916 She's jumping in her car and coming right over. 185 00:10:17,917 --> 00:10:19,785 - John Wilson, do you mean to tell me 186 00:10:19,786 --> 00:10:21,520 you took that dog without telling the Mitchells 187 00:10:21,521 --> 00:10:23,789 about the advertisement or the reward? 188 00:10:23,790 --> 00:10:27,393 - Now Eloise, if ever an individual deserved the reward, 189 00:10:27,394 --> 00:10:28,794 I do. 190 00:10:28,795 --> 00:10:31,697 I've been growled at, barked at, my night sleep has been ruined, 191 00:10:31,698 --> 00:10:33,499 I've had my morning paper shredded, 192 00:10:33,500 --> 00:10:36,068 and last but not least, that fuzzy creature 193 00:10:36,069 --> 00:10:38,570 drove me up a tree in my own front yard. 194 00:10:38,571 --> 00:10:41,240 - John Wilson, you're just after that $100. 195 00:10:41,241 --> 00:10:42,575 Now why don't you admit it? 196 00:10:51,084 --> 00:10:51,551 John! 197 00:10:57,357 --> 00:10:59,959 Isn't that your shoe he's chewing on? 198 00:11:00,060 --> 00:11:00,926 - Clyde? 199 00:11:00,927 --> 00:11:04,196 Stop that. 200 00:11:04,197 --> 00:11:06,065 - Well, aren't you going to stop him, dear? 201 00:11:06,066 --> 00:11:07,833 - Of course, I'm going to stop him. 202 00:11:07,834 --> 00:11:10,769 Clyde, stop that. 203 00:11:10,770 --> 00:11:14,239 [bark] 204 00:11:14,240 --> 00:11:17,176 - Well, it's, uh, an old shoe anyway. 205 00:11:17,177 --> 00:11:20,112 - Yes, it is aging rather rapidly. 206 00:11:20,113 --> 00:11:21,780 [door bell] 207 00:11:21,781 --> 00:11:22,415 - There she is. 208 00:11:27,987 --> 00:11:28,787 Oh, Mrs. Morton. 209 00:11:28,788 --> 00:11:29,855 Come in, come in. 210 00:11:29,856 --> 00:11:32,725 - Well, Mr. Wilson, where is my Clyde? 211 00:11:32,726 --> 00:11:33,525 - Right there. 212 00:11:33,526 --> 00:11:37,463 Go right in. 213 00:11:37,464 --> 00:11:38,397 - How do you do? 214 00:11:38,398 --> 00:11:39,465 - How do? 215 00:11:39,466 --> 00:11:42,401 - Looks who's here to see you, Clyde. 216 00:11:42,402 --> 00:11:45,204 - That's not Clyde. 217 00:11:45,205 --> 00:11:46,338 - It must be Clyde. 218 00:11:46,339 --> 00:11:48,207 Well, I mean, he's big and shaggy. 219 00:11:48,208 --> 00:11:49,708 It's got to be Clyde. 220 00:11:49,709 --> 00:11:51,710 - Don't tell me, Mr. Wilson. 221 00:11:51,711 --> 00:11:53,846 I know my Clyde. 222 00:11:53,847 --> 00:11:56,582 That dog is an imposter! 223 00:11:56,583 --> 00:11:57,950 - But Mrs. Morton. 224 00:11:57,951 --> 00:12:02,187 - The idea of trying to pass off that unkept creature 225 00:12:02,188 --> 00:12:03,656 as my Clyde. 226 00:12:08,061 --> 00:12:09,929 [bark] 227 00:12:15,368 --> 00:12:19,071 - My, isn't this peaceful? 228 00:12:19,072 --> 00:12:22,441 - I just keep thinking about that poor animal. 229 00:12:22,442 --> 00:12:24,343 Dragging him over to the other side of the town 230 00:12:24,344 --> 00:12:27,079 and leaving him there to wander around. 231 00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:28,113 Lost. 232 00:12:28,114 --> 00:12:30,082 - Eloise, what difference does it make 233 00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:32,184 whether he's lost on this side of town 234 00:12:32,185 --> 00:12:34,219 or the other side of town? 235 00:12:34,220 --> 00:12:37,122 - John Wilson! 236 00:12:37,123 --> 00:12:39,258 Little Seymour is right. 237 00:12:39,259 --> 00:12:40,660 You are a mean man. 238 00:12:46,332 --> 00:12:49,736 [scratching] 239 00:12:53,640 --> 00:12:54,807 - John! 240 00:12:54,808 --> 00:12:56,108 There's an old friend of yours at the door. 241 00:12:56,109 --> 00:12:58,544 Wants to see you. 242 00:12:58,545 --> 00:12:59,511 - An old friend? 243 00:12:59,512 --> 00:13:00,312 Oh, fine. 244 00:13:00,313 --> 00:13:01,047 Send him in. 245 00:13:08,355 --> 00:13:15,194 Oh, for the love of-- Eloise! 246 00:13:15,195 --> 00:13:16,662 - Mr. Wilson! 247 00:13:16,663 --> 00:13:19,698 Hey Mr. Wilson! 248 00:13:19,699 --> 00:13:21,634 - I wonder what Frank Buck wants now. 249 00:13:30,076 --> 00:13:32,077 What is it now, Dennis? 250 00:13:32,078 --> 00:13:34,947 - Watch what we taught Tiny to do for you, Mr. Wilson. 251 00:13:34,948 --> 00:13:36,382 Go get it, Tiny! 252 00:13:36,383 --> 00:13:38,351 [bark] 253 00:13:41,287 --> 00:13:43,188 - Really something, huh Mr. Wilson? 254 00:13:43,189 --> 00:13:44,524 I learned it first. 255 00:13:48,995 --> 00:13:50,863 - Give it to Mr. Wilson, Tiny. 256 00:13:50,864 --> 00:13:51,598 - Here, Tiny. 257 00:13:58,805 --> 00:13:59,739 Oh, for the-- 258 00:14:05,211 --> 00:14:06,879 - There he is Sergeant Mooney. 259 00:14:06,880 --> 00:14:08,547 There's that horrible dog. 260 00:14:08,548 --> 00:14:09,548 - John, can I see you a minute? 261 00:14:09,549 --> 00:14:10,749 Hi, kids. 262 00:14:10,750 --> 00:14:12,051 - Hi, Sergeant Mooney. 263 00:14:12,052 --> 00:14:13,285 - Sergeant Mooney. 264 00:14:13,286 --> 00:14:14,920 - Mrs. Elkins and I want to talk to you, John. 265 00:14:14,921 --> 00:14:16,956 - Well, if it isn't beauty and the beast. 266 00:14:17,057 --> 00:14:20,059 - I warn you, John Wilson, flattery will get you nowhere. 267 00:14:20,060 --> 00:14:26,165 - Oh, when I said beauty, I was referring to the Sergeant here. 268 00:14:26,166 --> 00:14:27,333 - Is that your dog, John? 269 00:14:27,334 --> 00:14:28,867 - It sure is, Sergeant Mooney. 270 00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:30,602 Isn't he swell? 271 00:14:30,603 --> 00:14:34,073 - Ah, Mrs. Elkins claimed that animal chased her cat up a tree 272 00:14:34,074 --> 00:14:35,674 and almost gave her a heart attack. 273 00:14:35,675 --> 00:14:37,876 - Jeepers, are you sure, Mrs. Elkins? 274 00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:39,378 Tiny likes cats. 275 00:14:39,379 --> 00:14:41,413 - Especially for lunch. 276 00:14:41,414 --> 00:14:43,082 - And that's not all. 277 00:14:43,083 --> 00:14:44,883 When I went to poor Tinkerbell's aid, 278 00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:47,953 that creature almost chased me up my own tree. 279 00:14:47,954 --> 00:14:49,955 - Well, that must've been quite a sight. 280 00:14:49,956 --> 00:14:52,191 - Tiny wouldn't have hurt you, Mrs. Elkins. 281 00:14:52,192 --> 00:14:53,492 - Oh no? 282 00:14:53,493 --> 00:14:55,527 What did he go after me for, then? 283 00:14:55,528 --> 00:14:59,398 - Maybe he thought you were an old bone? 284 00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:01,700 - Sergeant, there are laws to protect the innocent. 285 00:15:01,701 --> 00:15:04,036 I expect you to do your duty. 286 00:15:04,037 --> 00:15:05,437 - Just a minute. 287 00:15:05,438 --> 00:15:07,941 At what time did all this happen? 288 00:15:08,041 --> 00:15:09,943 - At 7:30 this morning. 289 00:15:10,043 --> 00:15:13,045 - Well, I did not become the proud owner of this mutt 290 00:15:13,046 --> 00:15:14,948 until 9 o'clock. 291 00:15:15,048 --> 00:15:16,915 - That's right, Sergeant Mooney. 292 00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:19,585 - See, Mooney? 293 00:15:19,586 --> 00:15:23,355 - There's something mighty fishy going on around here, Sergeant. 294 00:15:23,356 --> 00:15:26,125 - Well, as an old cat, you ought to know, Mrs. Elkins. 295 00:15:26,126 --> 00:15:28,060 - Oh! 296 00:15:28,061 --> 00:15:31,163 - Thought she had me that time, eh Mooney? 297 00:15:31,164 --> 00:15:32,598 What's this for? 298 00:15:32,599 --> 00:15:34,700 - Not having a license for that pooch for yours, happy boy. 299 00:15:34,701 --> 00:15:35,534 - What? 300 00:15:35,535 --> 00:15:37,269 Now just a darn minute, Mooney. 301 00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:39,805 - Why should Tiny need a licence, Sergeant Mooney? 302 00:15:39,806 --> 00:15:42,074 - He doesn't even drive. 303 00:15:42,075 --> 00:15:43,676 - Now this is completely unfair. 304 00:15:43,677 --> 00:15:45,110 The least you could do is give me time to-- 305 00:15:45,111 --> 00:15:45,878 - I forgot. 306 00:15:45,879 --> 00:15:47,446 This goes with the ticket. 307 00:15:47,447 --> 00:15:48,982 - What's the hankerchief for? 308 00:15:49,082 --> 00:15:50,549 - We have a new service, John. 309 00:15:50,550 --> 00:15:52,185 Weep now, pay later. 310 00:15:55,789 --> 00:15:57,222 - Welp, that's life. 311 00:15:57,223 --> 00:16:06,031 - Boy that miserable-- This is all your fault, 312 00:16:06,032 --> 00:16:11,203 you flop-earred, flea-bitten, nuisance. 313 00:16:11,204 --> 00:16:12,271 - Look, Mr. Wilson. 314 00:16:12,272 --> 00:16:14,039 Tiny wants to shake hands with you. 315 00:16:14,040 --> 00:16:16,141 - That means he's beginning to like you. 316 00:16:16,142 --> 00:16:18,545 - Well, the feeling is definitely not mutual. 317 00:16:23,049 --> 00:16:32,959 [growling] 318 00:16:33,059 --> 00:16:34,961 - Let that be a lesson to you guys. 319 00:16:35,061 --> 00:16:36,929 When a big dogs want to shake hands with you, 320 00:16:36,930 --> 00:16:37,930 you'd better shake. 321 00:16:37,931 --> 00:16:44,371 - John. 322 00:16:49,876 --> 00:16:52,478 John, I can't sleep thinking about the way you 323 00:16:52,479 --> 00:16:54,413 left that poor dog out in the country 324 00:16:54,414 --> 00:16:56,482 this afternoon to fend for himself. 325 00:16:56,483 --> 00:17:01,020 - I did not leave him out in the country, Eloise. 326 00:17:01,021 --> 00:17:03,822 I left him in the next town. 327 00:17:03,823 --> 00:17:05,858 - Well, it's the same thing. 328 00:17:05,859 --> 00:17:10,562 - Eloise, I consider the matter closed. 329 00:17:10,563 --> 00:17:14,500 [barking] 330 00:17:14,501 --> 00:17:18,037 - What did you say, dear? 331 00:17:18,038 --> 00:17:20,439 - I don't believe it. 332 00:17:20,440 --> 00:17:31,383 [whimpering] 333 00:17:31,384 --> 00:17:34,853 - It's him. 334 00:17:34,854 --> 00:17:38,824 [barking] 335 00:17:38,825 --> 00:17:39,892 - Shh. 336 00:17:39,893 --> 00:17:41,827 Maybe if we don't pay any attention, 337 00:17:41,828 --> 00:17:43,796 he'll think we've moved. 338 00:17:43,797 --> 00:17:46,432 [phone rings] 339 00:17:46,433 --> 00:17:49,268 - Whoever it is, I hear him. 340 00:17:49,269 --> 00:17:53,539 - Mr. Wilson, you have to do something about that animal. 341 00:17:53,540 --> 00:17:55,507 That barking is making my Tinkerbell 342 00:17:55,508 --> 00:17:58,143 so nervous her hair is falling out. 343 00:17:58,144 --> 00:18:00,245 - Well, don't let her leave the house. 344 00:18:00,246 --> 00:18:01,880 There's nothing so distracting as having 345 00:18:01,881 --> 00:18:05,718 a bald cat running around lose. 346 00:18:05,719 --> 00:18:08,153 [phone rings] 347 00:18:08,154 --> 00:18:09,188 - Hello? 348 00:18:09,189 --> 00:18:10,289 - Hello John. 349 00:18:10,290 --> 00:18:12,391 - Oh, hello Henry. 350 00:18:12,392 --> 00:18:15,494 To what do we owe the pleasure of this call? 351 00:18:15,495 --> 00:18:19,198 - Uh, your dog is barking. 352 00:18:19,199 --> 00:18:20,232 I know John. 353 00:18:20,233 --> 00:18:22,201 He is a watchdog, but may I suggest 354 00:18:22,202 --> 00:18:24,938 that he do more watching and less barking? 355 00:18:25,038 --> 00:18:26,672 Oh, think nothing of it John. 356 00:18:26,673 --> 00:18:28,240 That's what good friends are for, 357 00:18:28,241 --> 00:18:30,309 to make constructive suggestions. 358 00:18:30,310 --> 00:18:31,711 Good night, John. 359 00:18:35,048 --> 00:18:36,648 Alice. 360 00:18:36,649 --> 00:18:37,883 - Yes, dear? 361 00:18:37,884 --> 00:18:39,853 - Next time I hope Dennis brings home another goat. 362 00:18:45,725 --> 00:18:50,763 [barking] 363 00:18:50,764 --> 00:18:51,664 - Here, Tiny. 364 00:18:54,434 --> 00:18:57,503 You, uh, wipe your feet. 365 00:18:57,504 --> 00:18:58,471 Come on in. 366 00:19:10,316 --> 00:19:12,885 - Don't look at me with those sad eyes. 367 00:19:12,886 --> 00:19:14,386 [whimpering] 368 00:19:14,387 --> 00:19:16,890 - Stay down here and be quiet. 369 00:19:29,903 --> 00:19:31,871 Now maybe I can get some sleep. 370 00:19:42,749 --> 00:19:47,686 - Why John, Tiny likes you. 371 00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:58,931 - Oh, for the love-- I'm going to get the newspaper, Eloise. 372 00:19:58,932 --> 00:20:01,066 - All right, dear. 373 00:20:01,067 --> 00:20:02,501 Where's the dog? 374 00:20:02,502 --> 00:20:04,870 - Oh, I let him out a couple of hours ago. 375 00:20:04,871 --> 00:20:06,239 He kept hogging the covers. 376 00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:28,661 - Oh no. 377 00:20:32,665 --> 00:20:35,467 Oh you stupid hound, you. 378 00:20:35,468 --> 00:20:36,969 Take every one of those newspapers 379 00:20:36,970 --> 00:20:39,238 back where they belong this instant. 380 00:20:39,239 --> 00:20:40,839 - Well, good morning John. 381 00:20:40,840 --> 00:20:43,842 I see you got yourself a partner in crime. 382 00:20:43,843 --> 00:20:45,878 - Mooney, what are you doing here? 383 00:20:45,879 --> 00:20:47,246 - Uh, Mrs. Elkins called. 384 00:20:47,247 --> 00:20:49,515 She claims that you and your canine friend 385 00:20:49,516 --> 00:20:52,818 here have gone into the newspaper stealing business. 386 00:20:52,819 --> 00:20:53,552 Let's see. 387 00:20:53,553 --> 00:20:56,221 Two, four, seven, nine. 388 00:20:56,222 --> 00:20:59,658 - Mooney, I can't help what that stupid dog does. 389 00:20:59,659 --> 00:21:00,793 - Oh, you can't, huh? 390 00:21:00,794 --> 00:21:07,399 17, 19, 21, 24, 26 cases of petty thief I 391 00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:09,768 can charge the both of you with. 392 00:21:09,769 --> 00:21:12,338 - Mooney, you wouldn't dare. 393 00:21:12,339 --> 00:21:13,605 - Oh, wouldn't I? 394 00:21:13,606 --> 00:21:15,574 Look, if these papers ain't back to their owners 395 00:21:15,575 --> 00:21:18,344 within one hour, I'm coming back, 396 00:21:18,345 --> 00:21:20,412 handcuffing you and that mutt together, 397 00:21:20,413 --> 00:21:25,784 and taking both of you right down to the station. 398 00:21:25,785 --> 00:21:28,287 - I tell you Henry, I don't own that dog. 399 00:21:28,288 --> 00:21:30,356 That dog owns me. 400 00:21:30,357 --> 00:21:31,390 Look at me. 401 00:21:31,391 --> 00:21:32,558 I'm a nervous wreck. 402 00:21:32,559 --> 00:21:33,959 I've only had him three days. 403 00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:37,162 My hands are trembling, I've got a twitch in my left eye, 404 00:21:37,163 --> 00:21:39,865 and I think I'm getting fleas. 405 00:21:39,866 --> 00:21:42,101 - You do look a little worse for wear, Mr. Wilson. 406 00:21:42,102 --> 00:21:43,769 - Don't we all? 407 00:21:43,770 --> 00:21:44,903 - I'm sorry, Henry. 408 00:21:44,904 --> 00:21:46,572 It's me or the dog. 409 00:21:46,573 --> 00:21:47,539 It's a matter of survival. 410 00:21:47,540 --> 00:21:53,479 [barking] 411 00:21:53,480 --> 00:21:54,880 - Hi, Mr. Wilson. 412 00:21:54,881 --> 00:21:57,349 Tiny and I delivered all the newspapers, 413 00:21:57,350 --> 00:21:58,517 just like you wanted. 414 00:21:58,518 --> 00:22:00,052 - Oh, thank you, Dennis. 415 00:22:00,053 --> 00:22:01,787 Oh, here. 416 00:22:01,788 --> 00:22:02,755 There's your dollar. 417 00:22:02,756 --> 00:22:05,057 - Oh boy, thanks Mr. Wilson. 418 00:22:05,058 --> 00:22:08,360 - Dennis, Mr. Wilson's decided he can't keep Tiny after all. 419 00:22:08,361 --> 00:22:10,229 - He can't? 420 00:22:10,230 --> 00:22:12,865 But jeepers, Mr. Wilson, you promised. 421 00:22:12,866 --> 00:22:16,235 - Dennis, I promised I wouldn't take the dog the dog pound 422 00:22:16,236 --> 00:22:17,770 and I won't. 423 00:22:17,771 --> 00:22:19,973 - However, son, I'm afraid we'll have to. 424 00:22:20,073 --> 00:22:20,773 [door bell] 425 00:22:20,774 --> 00:22:22,141 - But jeepers, Dad. 426 00:22:22,142 --> 00:22:24,810 What's gonna become of poor old Tiny? 427 00:22:24,811 --> 00:22:29,782 - Well, as far as I'm concerned, poor old Tiny 428 00:22:29,783 --> 00:22:33,886 will always have a soft spot in my heart. 429 00:22:33,887 --> 00:22:36,088 - Is this the dog, Mrs. Pekin? 430 00:22:36,089 --> 00:22:37,823 - Phillip. 431 00:22:37,824 --> 00:22:41,093 Oh, you naughty boy, you. 432 00:22:41,094 --> 00:22:44,630 Phillips, you rascal you. 433 00:22:44,631 --> 00:22:46,098 - Look at Tiny! 434 00:22:46,099 --> 00:22:48,467 He acts like he knows that lady. 435 00:22:48,468 --> 00:22:50,836 - He certainly does, young man. 436 00:22:50,837 --> 00:22:53,305 He disappeared from home several days ago. 437 00:22:53,306 --> 00:22:55,974 He sometimes does that for a few days. 438 00:22:55,975 --> 00:22:57,976 You rascal you. 439 00:22:57,977 --> 00:23:00,179 Anyway, just as we were beginning 440 00:23:00,180 --> 00:23:02,147 to get a little concerned, we saw the ad 441 00:23:02,148 --> 00:23:03,449 in this morning's paper. 442 00:23:03,450 --> 00:23:06,819 - Oh, uh, that was my ad. 443 00:23:06,820 --> 00:23:09,956 There isn't any reward of course. 444 00:23:10,056 --> 00:23:11,690 - Oh yes there is. 445 00:23:11,691 --> 00:23:13,625 $25. 446 00:23:13,626 --> 00:23:14,893 - $25. 447 00:23:14,894 --> 00:23:16,362 You don't say. 448 00:23:16,363 --> 00:23:22,067 - Well, I know how much trouble a-- a dog like Phillip can be. 449 00:23:22,068 --> 00:23:24,770 When I answered the ad, a Mrs. Wilson 450 00:23:24,771 --> 00:23:27,806 insisted that I give the reward to the little boy who 451 00:23:27,807 --> 00:23:29,074 found the dog. 452 00:23:29,075 --> 00:23:32,878 - But I-- she did? 453 00:23:32,879 --> 00:23:34,279 - Yes. 454 00:23:34,280 --> 00:23:35,481 Are you Dennis? 455 00:23:35,482 --> 00:23:36,448 - I sure am. 456 00:23:36,449 --> 00:23:38,250 - Well, here you are my dear. 457 00:23:38,251 --> 00:23:39,685 And thank you. 458 00:23:39,686 --> 00:23:40,652 - Thank you. 459 00:23:40,653 --> 00:23:41,487 Oh boy. 460 00:23:41,488 --> 00:23:44,156 Wow. 461 00:23:44,157 --> 00:23:46,458 - Well, many thanks to all of you. 462 00:23:46,459 --> 00:23:48,762 Now you come along, you naughty boy. 463 00:23:51,798 --> 00:23:53,699 - Bye, Dennis. 464 00:23:53,700 --> 00:23:54,667 - Goodbye, Tiny. 465 00:23:54,668 --> 00:23:57,536 Take good care of yourself. 466 00:23:57,537 --> 00:24:00,239 - 25 whole dollars. 467 00:24:00,240 --> 00:24:01,707 Gee, Mr. Wilson. 468 00:24:01,708 --> 00:24:04,810 If it wasn't for you and that ad, I wouldn't have this $25, 469 00:24:04,811 --> 00:24:07,546 and Tiny wouldn't be going home with that nice lady again. 470 00:24:07,547 --> 00:24:08,881 - That's right, dear. 471 00:24:08,882 --> 00:24:11,717 - You certainly do owe Mr. Wilson a debt of gratitude, son. 472 00:24:11,718 --> 00:24:12,584 - Oh, no. 473 00:24:12,585 --> 00:24:15,054 It really wasn't anything, Henry. 474 00:24:15,055 --> 00:24:16,588 The ad didn't cost very much. 475 00:24:16,589 --> 00:24:21,126 The dog only ate 10 or 12 pounds of meat and a few shoes. 476 00:24:21,127 --> 00:24:23,195 - You did swell, Mr. Wilson. 477 00:24:23,196 --> 00:24:26,331 And you know how I'm going to show my gratitude to you? 478 00:24:26,332 --> 00:24:27,666 - No, Dennis. 479 00:24:27,667 --> 00:24:31,403 How-- how are you going to show your gratitude to me? 480 00:24:31,404 --> 00:24:33,572 - I'm going to find that lady and give her money back 481 00:24:33,573 --> 00:24:36,209 if she'll let Tiny come over and visit you every Saturday. 482 00:24:39,179 --> 00:24:41,146 - For pete's sake. 483 00:24:41,147 --> 00:24:47,153 - Dennis! - Dennis! 484 00:24:52,158 --> 00:25:12,212 [music] 485 00:25:35,835 --> 00:25:40,173 NARRATOR: This has been a Screen Gems film production.